Coach: Hey, I'm the coach.
Sally: Oh, yeah? So you're the idiot who's running this team into the ground.
Coach: That's me. You got a problem with that?
Sally: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.
Coach: Well, let me tell you what you can do. Take that pretty little body of yours, and march it up to the bleachers, and park it.
Sally: I was just about to say the same thing to you.