Don: It's the classic bait-and-switch, Dick. In my line of work, I've seen it a thousand times.
Sally: Well then, why didn't you say something?
Don: Well, actually, I've only seen it twice.
Dick: Well, get ready, Don. Because you're about to see it again. But this time, we won't be the suckers.
Don: Good. Maybe we should have a hand sign, just in case.