Frank: Dick, it's time to come clean.
Mary: Come clean about what?
Dick: I can't. I just c-can't do it.
Mary: Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
Frank: Mary... Dick is gay. [Mary gasps]
Dick: That's right, Mary. I'm- No, I'm not.
Mary: Well, then why are you here?
Dick: Well, what do you mean?
Mary: Dick, this is a gay bar. Everyone who comes here is gay.
Dick: Mary, you're gay?
Mary: No, I'm not gay!
Dick: Oh, so you don't believe me, but I'm expected to believe you. Oh, puh-leeze! [runs out]