Don: I don't know about this plastic surgery stuff, Dick. I heard about a woman who had a face-lift once. They pulled her skin so tight that she couldn't blink. One morning, her eyes dried up and fell into her raisin bran. She gobbled them right down with the flakes.
Tommy: Whoa. So she could, like, watch herself eating her own eyeballs?
Dick: What a horrible true story.