Quote from Dick in The Great Dickdater
Dick: Lately, I've been spending a lot of time fooling around with models. Don: [tapping cup] Dick. Dick: Don thinks I shouldn't talk about it. He thinks models are dumb. But, actually, most of them are very exciting and fun. Celia: Why is it the fantasy of every loser to date models? Dick: Date? What are you talking about? Celia: Well, what are you talking about? Dick: Model trains. Celia: Oh, my God. I'm so- I- I- I- I thought you meant models. You know, women. Dick: Oh, models. Tall, leggy models. [laughter] Don: Dick with beautiful models. That's a funny one. Dick: Yeah. If I was hanging around with models, why would I be here tonight? [Dick laughs]