Tahani: What if I throw a party that is so amazing that it's actually better than the party that's supposed to win? When they realize they could have to my party, they'll be sad. I won't be sad. They'll be sad. Janet!
Janet: [appears] Hi, there.
Tahani: Janet, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Grace's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: "I, Tahani Al-Jamil, shall do my level best to make every event... too much." Model tonight's decor after my 2008 fundraiser for the Red Cross in Zurich. No. 2007. [chuckles]