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Jerry: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Ah, the extra buttons. Yeah, what kind of a sicko really would save these? Have them in a huge file, drawers that wide, you know you just... Where the hell is that...? I mean is it that hard to get black, round buttons that they have to make it into a whole... Like this is such a great jacket. The buttons are so unique, so one-of-a-kind, you'll never find them. We'll save you the trouble of knocking your brains out, because we know they're going to fall off, too. That's the other point they're trying to make here.