Alexis Quote #344
Quote from Alexis in Housewarming
Ted: Uh okay, don't be mad, but...
Alexis: Ted, no! I have to perform surgery on people's pets like, first thing in the morning. Why'd you have to pick this weekend? You know how much I always look forward to Patrick's house parties.
Ted: Isn't this his first one?
Alexis: Okay, fine. I guess I'll just finish my drink, and wander over there dressed like this, and see what happens.
Ted: Well, I mean, maybe you don't need to leave just yet.
Alexis: Snip, snip, Mr. Mullens!
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Quote from Moira
Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.