Leslie Knope: Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome to the den of horrors.
Leah: Where's all the scary stuff?
Leslie Knope: Scary stuff is invisible, Leah... Broken dreams, disappointment, achieving your greatest goal and having it all fall apart and knowing that you'll never climb any higher.
Ryan: Can we have some candy?
Leslie Knope: I'm gonna give you something sweeter than candy, Ryan... The truth. It's very possible that some of you have already peaked. It's all downhill from here, turkeys.
Ben: Okay, let's say good-bye to Ms. Knope, kids.
Leslie Knope: It is Ms. Knope. It's not city councilwoman Knope, because that chapter of my life is already over. Just remember, kids, nothing gold can stay.