Quote from Reese in Evacuation
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary. Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper? Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price. Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed. Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.