[Malcolm walks into the garage and finds Reese submerging the bottom half of his body in a tub of ice]
Malcolm: Reese, what are you doing?
Reese: Something I should've done years ago. I've been numbing my legs in ice for an hour now.
Malcolm: What?
Reese: I can't feel a thing down there. [stabs leg] See? Nothing. First three times I did that it hurt like hell. Nobody's gonna say this wasn't a fair fight. When Stevie gets here, I'm gonna flop over to him like a fish, yank him out of his chair, and smash his face in, gimp-to-gimp.
Malcolm: Reese, you're insane!
Reese: [grabs pull-up bar] Am I? They thought Einstein was crazy until he started kicking ass. [drops to the floor]