Barney Quote #1774
Quote from Barney in Lobster Crawl
[flashback to Barney and Brandi at the news studio the night before:]
Brandi: Let me go see if the studio's open.
Barney: All right.
Patrice: Oh, hi, Barney. I'm working late. What are you doing here?
Barney: I'm... I don't know what I'm doing... here.
Patrice: Barney, I don't know you that well, but... are you okay?
Barney: Yeah. What do you mean?
Patrice: Well, whenever I see someone unhappy, I get the urge to give them cookies, and I really want to give you cookies right now. Cookie?
Barney: Lame. No, thanks.
Patrice: You sure? They're heart-shaped. Sorry, a couple of them are broken.
Barney: I know how they feel. I'd love one.
[present:]
Barney: After that, I sent Brandi packing, and Patrice and I talked all night. We're... kind of on a date right now. But if you'd like to throw on some clothes and join us for Crazy Eights...
Patrice: I can deal you in! My deck has puppies on it! Arf-arf!
Robin: Um... I gotta go.
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[title card: "The Damsel in Distress":]
Barney: Hey, Robin, I just got your text. What's the big emergency?
Patrice: Hi, Barney! You seem like you run fast. Do you want me to fan you with my US magazine?
Robin: He's fine.
Barney: Thanks, Patrice.
Robin: Oh, thank goodness you're here. I just got this new printer, and I need somebody big and strong to take it to my office for me. I promise to repay you.
Patrice: We'll do it for you, Robin!
Robin: Don't you have a late-breaking weather story to cover, Brandi?
Brandi: Oh, I did it already. It rained.
Barney: Oh, I got to jump on a big Brobibs conference call. The lawyer from Dude Aprons is really busting my balls. See ya.
Robin: Nobody asked for your help, Patrice! You either, Brandi!
Quote from Robin
Robin: God, I feel awful. Barney is going through something big, and I've been obsessing about one stupid final hookup to get him out of my system. He needs space and time to figure things out. And I have to give it to him.
[later, Barney opens his front door:]
Barney: Robin? What are you doing here?
Robin: It's okay if you don't know what you want in life.. As long as you know what you want tonight.
[Robin takes off her coat to reveal a skimpy outfit]
Barney: Well... I do know what I want.
Patrice: Hi, Robin!
Robin: Nobody asked you here, Patrice!
Quote from Barney
[title card: "The Center of Attention":]
Robin: Stop it.
Barney: Hey, hey. What are you guys doing slobbering all over my friend?
Robin: Oh, Barney, don't be jealous.
Barney: If you're gonna drool, do it in style! Just go to Brobibs.com. We've got every look in the book. The Business Casual. The Preppy. The Robin Williams. Bib up! Brobibs is in no way affiliated with, inspired by or derivative of Dude Aprons.