Rory: Dean, this whole friend thing with us isn't going to work if we're not honest with each other.
Dean: I agree.
Rory: Okay, so, anything you wanna tell me?
Dean: Corn's two for a dollar?
Rory: Jess has a black eye.
Dean: Oh, yeah?
Rory: Any idea where he got it?
Dean: That would be an extremely long list.
Rory: It wasn't you?
Dean: It wasn't me.