Shawn: So I'm just another one of your hopeless students?
Mr. Feeny: And I suppose I'm just another stodgy old principal?
Shawn: The stodgiest.
Mr. Feeny: What do you know about me, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Oh, like you know anything about me.
Mr. Feeny: Well, let's see. Shawn Patrick Hunter. Son of Chet and Virna, born in Ohio, lived in Oklahoma. In and out of five schools before he was 12.
Shawn: You memorized my transcript.
Mr. Feeny: Oh, and you love a musical group named Counting Crows.
Shawn: That's not in my transcript.