Alan: Hey son, how was your day?
Cory: Fine.
Alan: What did you do at school?
Cory: Nothing.
Alan: Hey, hold on, right there. You know, every day I ask you what you did at school and every day you tell me nothing. Well, I'm tired of nothing. We both know something happened today and I want to know what it is.
Cory: I decided to be a girl.