Mike: Okay, buddy, grab a ball. I'm gonna show you how it's done.
Frankie: Um, Mike? You think that's such a good idea? Maybe I should do it.
Mike: All he's gotta do is raise his foot. I saw a donkey do it on the news. How hard can it be?
[later, as Mike returns home with a ball:]
Mike: Big, fat waste of time.
Frankie: [v.o.] While Mike was unwinding with a beer in the shower, I was gonna teach Brick to kick a ball as only a mother can.