Murray Quote #631
Erica: Guess who got a job. [Murray hugs Erica] Oh. We're hugging just like that? You don't even want to know what it is?
Murray: You said all I need to know: job.
Erica: I'm working at Gary-Oke's. It's a karaoke bar where people sing...
Murray: I don't care.
Beverly: Oh, do I hear hugging?
Murray: Erica got a job.
Beverly: Ooh, where?
Murray: Teriyaki's.
Erica: Gary-Oke's.
Murray: It's one of those places where they chop up shrimp and throw it, but it doesn't matter 'cause you're gonna be making money. Hoo-hoo!
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Quote from Murray
Murray: Okay. Here's a list of everything you need to know to save a buck. And, as an extra incentive, for every dollar you save in this house, I put it right in your nest egg.
Barry: Yes! I'm gonna be a savings tycoon.
Murray: Okay. Well, number-one drain on your wallet, air conditioning.
Barry: Really? Since when?
Murray: Oh, my God! That's why I'm always screaming about the thermostat.
Barry: You do?
Murray: That's all I do!
Barry: I've honestly never heard you say anything about the thermostat, ever.
Quote from Murray
Murray: No, if you two want to be adults, you're gonna have to learn how not to spend. Look at me. I haven't spent in the past 20 years.
Barry: Those are the only pants I've ever seen you wear.
Murray: Just got the one. Don't even fit right.
Barry: So you saved money on pants. Your wife is a shopaholic. All Mom ever does is spend money on hair spray and bags of shredded cheese.
Murray: Exactly. In every marriage, you've got a spender and a saver. That way, it all evens out.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Well, I love Lainey more than anything, so I'll take the bullet. Baby, I'm gonna be the penny-pinching cheapskate just like my garbage bag of a father.
Lainey: No. Barry, he's the worst.
Barry: He truly is, and I will lower myself to his hideous, carbuncled depths for our love.
Lainey: It just fills my heart that you'd sink so unbelievably low for me.
Barry: It's literally impossible to sink any lower. I love you.
Murray: I am super angry, but, also, I've never been more proud.