Quote from Ted in My Dream Job
Elliot: Every time I turn around, Kelso's there. Ted, he's trying to break my spirit. I mean, do you have any idea what that feels like? [Ted points to his face] I'm sorry. Of course you do. Ted: Dr. Reid, I'm afraid that nothing you've described constitutes harassment. Dr. Kelso: Swing and a miss, eh, Dr. Reid? Well, the next time you decide to make a stink over nothing, maybe you should see a lawyer who didn't need five tries to pass the bar exam. Ted: I have stress-induced dyslexia and you know that, Dr. Oslek.