Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Adrian Monk: I was at a wedding last night in Montville with my assistant. And we were driving home and the car broke down. It was about a mile north of here. There was a bridge. Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, the West Creek Bridge. Adrian Monk: Well, I saw something. Sheriff Fletcher: Okay. Adrian Monk: In in the sky. Sheriff Fletcher: Ah. Adrian Monk: Yeah, it was about 10:30. And it was all lit up. It was hovering there. And, and it went zipping around. Sheriff Fletcher: You saw a UFO? Adrian Monk: No. No, I didn't say that. Sheriff Fletcher: So, was it an object? Adrian Monk: Yes. Sheriff Fletcher: Could you identify it? Adrian Monk: No, no. Sheriff Fletcher: And it was flying. Adrian Monk: Yes. Sheriff Fletcher: You add that all up, Mr. Monk, you've got yourself a UFO.