Mitchell & Cameron: Naked breakfast, naked breakfast [KNOCKING]
Mitchell: Just ignore it. [singing] Making sausages and grits, barely coverin' our bits
Cameron: Cookin' a frittata while wearin' nada
Dede: I knew you two would keep the side door unlocked. What would you do if I were a deranged psychopath?
Mitchell: I'd probably start with, "Hi, Mom, what are you doing here?"