Quote from Barney in Say Cheese
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart. Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will. Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you. Barney: Nope! Not one. Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school. Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.