Quote from Ted in The Slutty Pumpkin
Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua... Lily: Kahlua and root beer. Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself. Ted: And she... Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll. Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll. Ted: Hey, can I please tell this story?