Quote from Jill in Feud for Thought
Tim: What you got in this thing? Jill: Clothes. Tim: We're only going to DC for two days. Jill: And two nights. That's four outfits. And they said it might snow. Tim: So what did you do, pack a snow shovel and a plow? Jill: No. A parka and boots. I'm not gonna walk in the slush in my high heels. Tim: What you got in there? Jill: My essentials. The makeup, the night cream, the day cream, the concealer, the cotton balls, magnifying mirror... Tim: Why don't you just airmail the whole bathroom... Oh! Jill: I wish I could.