Frasier: Well, Niles, it's official, our old high school is on the verge of bankruptcy.
Niles: Well, what happened to the fundraising committee?
Frasier: We disbanded it this morning.
Niles: I don't believe it. Bryce Academy gone. No more third floor library. No more science lab.
Frasier: Oh, gosh. I stole my first kiss in that science lab. Jill Solomon. She was pretty upset about it, but I was beaming all the way to the nurse's office.
Niles: No more nurse's office? I spent many a happy gym class there.