Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Father's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I tried to imagine doing the things that Greg talked about with my father. Like bringing him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe. Julius: Are you crazy? Boy, you better bring me some bacon. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about taking my dad to the zoo to see some penguins. Julius: We paid $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese? Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even imagined us shooting off bottle rockets in front of the house. [bottle rocket whistling] [guns firing] [police officer shouting] Julius: Run, boy, run! Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if Greg's dad ever got shot at.