Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the Lottery
Greg: You lost? How can you lose? Chris: Hey, I'll pay you back. I'll carry some groceries or return some soda bottles or something. Greg: That crap'll take forever! Chris: Well, why'd you tell me to do it? Greg: Because I didn't want to give you my money? Chris: I'm as surprised as you are. Greg: No. I'd say you're about five bucks less surprised than I am. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's starting to sound like my father.