Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates the Last Day
Chris: I just want him to stop picking on me. Monk: Okay, well, what do you know about him? Chris: Well, he likes to beat me up. Monk: What else? Chris: Call me names. Monk: Is that all you know about him? Chris: Pretty much. Monk: Well, then, that's your problem. First rule of combat: know your enemy. Man, revenge is like a good pair of night vision goggles. If they're not made just for you, they're never going to work, and you're going to wind up shooting your platoon leader in the neck by accident. Now, if you want to get this revenge on this Caruso, you got to study him. You got to find out his strengths and weaknesses. You got to design something especially for him. Remember this: revenge is a dish best served cold. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought that was meatloaf. Chris: Thanks. Adult Chris: [v.o.] So now the plan was "Operation Get To Know Caruso."