[After Jenny & Aisling sing Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine:]
Michelle: That totally just wrecked my buzz.
Sister Michael: Great stuff altogether. A fitting rendition of what I consider to be the most godawful song ever written.

Michelle: Ugh. Where the hell are we?
James: I'll ask this woman. Excuse me? Sorry to bother you.
Sheila: A chairde. Cad e mar ata sibh?
James: Jesus, is she having a stroke?
Erin: She is an Irish speaker, James.
James: Oh, why can't everyone just speak English?
Michelle: Well, your crowd had a good stab at forcing the entire world to, but we didn't really enjoy it much, James. Imperialist prick!

Joe: This is a good spot.
Gerry: Oh, is it now? Disposed of a body before, have you, Joe?
Joe: No. But I've often thought about how I might.

Erin: Are you sure you didn't just...
Michelle: Jesus, me too! She just smirked at me, too!
James: Why isn't she smirking at me?
Erin: She isn't smirking at anyone, James.
Orla: I just saw it, too! The holy smirk, thanks be to God!
Erin: You're imagining it.
Michelle: Three of us saw it, Erin, how do you explain that?
Erin: Sleep deprivation, Pernod, delusional personality disorder.

Michelle: Look, I just wanted to say, while there's obviously something between us...
Emmett: There is?
Michelle: ...the physical thing isn't really working for me yet.
Emmett: Right.
Michelle: I'm not saying you won't grow on me, you're not a bad looking lad.
Emmett: Thank you.
Michelle: But the ginger element... Well, I've sort of got a borderline phobia.
Emmett: I'm not ginger.
Michelle: There's a tinge of it. And while I can't say it won't be a struggle, I'm willing to try.
Emmett: Great.
Michelle: Even though it sort of turns my stomach.

Father Peter: I want you guys to give me examples of things that Catholics and Protestants have in common and things that they don't have in common. Let's start with similarities. Erin, why don't you get the ball rolling?
Erin: OK. So, we both... Right. So, we all... God, this is actually quite hard.
Father Peter: Anything at all, a small thing even.
Erin: OK, so... Right. God, I'm, actually, drawing a blank here, to be honest.
Father Peter: Not to worry, someone else? A similarity? Yes.
Philip: Protestants are British and Catholics are Irish. [Clare smiles]
Father Peter: So that's actually a difference. Quite a... Quite a big difference. [Clare's smile drops] But that's OK, we can write that down.

Sister Declan: And you. Give that here.
Michelle: Ach, Sister...
Sister Declan: Now. [takes the lipstick and drops it in her handbag]
Michelle: Shouldn't you put that in the confiscated box?
Sister Declan: Quiet.
Erin: Really?
Michelle: What am I going to do, Erin? That colour has been discontinued.