Sam: You kidnapped him? What about the bris?
Frasier: Sam, I just couldn't go through with it. I mean, l... You know, I tried to. Tradition and Lilith and all that, but, my god, I'm the... I'm the boy's father. And that guy was about to give my son one hell of a boo-boo. I assure you, Frederick, this won't happen every time we have people over to the house.