Quote from Coach in Coach Buries a Grudge
Coach: Hey, Artie. It's good to see you after all these years. You look great. Artie: Well, I feel fine, although it could be happier circumstances. Say, when did you hear the shocking news about T-Bone? Coach: Well, I was in the john and I overheard Sam and Diane. You mean you knew about it? Artie: Of course, it's in all the papers. Coach: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Artie: The afternoon edition even had pictures. Coach: Pictures?! I'm a laughing stock. Sam: No, Coach, you misunderstood. Artie: Coach, I think it's great you're having a ceremony for T-Bone. Coach: Well, there ain't going to be a ceremony for T-Bone, Artie. That filthy pig. Artie: Why, Coach? Coach: You read it in the papers!