Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: Got a price tag right there.
Lindsay: Is there? Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.
Lindsay: Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet.
Michael: What about the outfit yesterday?
Lindsay: Old Thing gave it to me.