Melissa: My new aide. I want her gone.
Ava: Oh, what exactly is the problem?
Melissa: She's giving me agita.
Ava: We can't fire people for that. I tried to get Jacob fired his first year for buying me a reusable water bottle for Christmas. I found it passive aggressive. [throws plastic bottle into a trashcan overflowing with plastic bottles] And yet he's still here. You gotta have a paper trail of bad behavior. This is a bureaucracy.