Quote from Dick in Post-Nasal Dick
Mary: It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way. It's just that you tend to make a vivid impression on people. Dick: Well, I am the High Commander. Mary: That's exactly what I'm talking about. Dick: I promise you I'll be on my best behavior. Mary: You won't bring any of your family? Dick: Just me. Mary: Fine. You can come. Dick: Excellent! My first wedding! I can't wait! Oh, and be sure to wear something that shows the crack in your breasts.