Beverly Quote #552
Quote from Beverly in Stefan King
Beverly: See, I showed your story to my book club.
They had some concerns. Not me, of course them.
Adam: Like what?
Beverly: The main character, the Veeberly, they think she should be more lovable.
Adam: What?!
Beverly: And kind. And snuggly.
Adam: Snuggly? For a horror story? That makes no sense.
Beverly: I don't know, I'm not a writer, but do that exactly. Type-y, type-y.
Adam: Oh, my God! You figured out the story was loosely based on you.
Beverly: "Loosely"? On page 2, you accidentally wrote "Beverly" instead of "Veeberly."
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‘Stefan King’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I just don't understand how you could do this. Why would you hide something so amazing from your mother?
Adam: You actually liked it?
Beverly: Liked it? This is as good, if not better, than Stefan King himself.
Adam: Stephen King. And you've read his stuff?
Beverly: Not a word. But I'll tell you something. He'd better look out for Adam F. Goldberg. Love the middle initial, very authorly.
Adam: It's only there 'cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's in 11th grade and has a beard.
Quote from Pops
Elaine: Beverly, we usually do classics or award winners. The point of book club is to enrich our minds.
Beverly: Put a sock in it, Elaine. Last week, you picked that suck-ass "Joy Luck Club."
Pops: Bevy, that book was a heart-wrenching masterpiece.
Beverly: Okay, what are you even doing here? This is a book club for ladies.
Pops: That's exactly why I'm here. Albert Solomon, book lover.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey.
Beverly: Don't "hey" me, mister. I found your little story.
Adam: Oh. Okay. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or big-haired and blond is purely coincidental.