Barry Quote #748
Quote from Barry in Let's Val Kilmer This Car
Principal Ball: Mr. Goldberg, look out the window and tell me what you see.
Barry: A fly-ass T-top Pontiac Fiero?
Principal Ball: And do you have any idea who that car belongs to?
Barry: That awesome dude Randy who always wears the flip-up sunglasses?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: That cool sub who's always teaching with rap lyrics?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: Charles Barkley?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: Power couple Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: The lead singer of UB40?
Principal Ball: No.
BAdam: The cast of "Benson"?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: Bo Jackson's cousin Todd, Todd Jackson?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: Jermaine Jackson?
Principal Ball: No.
Barry: Bo knows Todd.
Principal Ball: No, me! Me, me! It's my car!
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