Beverly Quote #1548
Quote from Beverly in Grand Theft Scooter
Adam: Okay, now, what's the catch?
Beverly: Is it a catch that you'll be staying in a luxurious beachfront condominium?
Brea: Awesome.
Adam: Keep going.
Beverly: That was left to me by my beloved father.
Brea: Oh.
Adam: Continue.
Beverly: Which still contains all of his belongings that I've been unable to deal with.
Brea: I see.
Adam: She's not finished.
Beverly: So in between fun in the sun, I'll need you to sort, label, and box these items, which are loaded with emotional significance.
Brea: Why didn't I see it?
Adam: And the capper is...
Beverly: Oh, well, I'm coming along, too.
Adam: And there it is!
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Erica: There's my favorite person who definitely doesn't smell like the towel that you use to dry the dog.
Barry: Actually, sister, what you're smelling is the musk of dominance. 'Cause I just crushed the MCAT.
Geoff: Nice, Bar!
Barry: It is nice. I now have my pick of med schools. And everyone in this mall will be a flea on my rump if I were a horse. Unless they're my patient, in which case, they'd be the salt lick to my horse and get the best care money can buy.
Geoff: Got a little lost in the horse talk, but all sounds great, I think.
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Barry: Welcome, dear family. Thank you all for coming. Yesterday I didn't properly celebrate my sister's heroism. So in her honor, I present this feast. Enjoy.
Naked Rob: Weird assortment of foods, Big Tasty.
Barry: I know.
Matt: Gobstoppers, hot dogs, marshmallows, giant carrot pieces...
Andy: Um, are these by chance the foods one might be most likely to choke on?
Barry: Oh, don't be silly. Now, who wants a genetically engineered extra-large table grape?
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Barry: Andy, elephant grape?
Andy: No, thanks.
Barry: Is it because you have a baby mouth?
Andy: I don't have a baby mouth. No, I just ate.
Barry: Was it a jar of Gerber's pureed ham because of your aforementioned baby mouth?
Andy: No. And they puree ham?
Barry: They puree everything. Ravioli, stew, Texas Roadhouse prime rib. It's a great era to be a baby.
Andy: Yeah, that seems way wrong.
Barry: What's way wrong is you're afraid to eat these adult-sized fruit treats.