Erica: So, who's ready for some Styx?
Srini: Play "Mr. Roboto!"
Erica: "Come Sail Away" it is.

Pops: I went through the same thing with you. But you know what made saying goodbye to my little girl easier? I got to see the woman she became.

Murray: Hoo-hoo! Look at Commando go! He just punched that guy dead! No, Commando! Don't go in that shed! Adam, Commando won't listen!
Adam: [whispering] You know who is listening? The entire theater!

Erica: Lexy Bloom's gonna love it.
Beverly: Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom? I don't know any Lexy Bloom.
Erica: Just some girl that Barry's inviting to the homecoming dance.
Beverly: That's wonderful!
Erica: Yeah, and she's gonna crush him.
Beverly: Erica, why would you say something like that?
Erica: Well, because Lexy models for jcpenney, and Barry's the jolly green jackass.

Barry: Okay, I know what I got to do. See, the girl in the video was blind. I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes, when I should really be looking at her with my hands. Hands are the eyes of the arms.

Beverly: Hey, Boofaloo.
Barry: [sighs] As much as it shocks me to say it, you're not just a big-haired, mom-shaped sweater lady.
Beverly: Hurtful, but continue.
Barry: You helped Rob, which means you're not only a mom. You could actually be a lady bro and help me get girls.
Beverly: Shut your delicious little face! You asked for my help.

Geoff: Baby, younger baby, guess what. Five miles in under 32 minutes.
Adam: That's awesome... or terrible. It's a sport, so I famously don't know the ins and outs.