[circle: Eric, Fez and Hyde are silent as the camera pans around:]
Kelso: Last night, I was with Jackie... Tonight, I'll be with Laurie. It's just the kind of life that a stud like me leads. What?
Eric: [o.s.] Kelso, your mascara's running.
Kelso: Damn. She told me it was waterproof.

Hyde: Is it horse?
Kitty: No, it is not horse.

Donna: [enters] All right, it's official. My parents are freaks. Which one of you is my boyfriend again? [Eric raises his hand] Right. It's you. You're taking me out of this stinkin' town tonight.
Hyde: W-w-wait, Donna, don't you wanna know why Fez is in his undies?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is a really crazy story.

Eric: Ouch. Okay, Donna, I think we need to take you out for some dirty bad fun.
Donna: Thank you, Eric.
Fez: Oh, you want dirty bad fun? Listen to this. I came here fully clothed.

Donna: [o.s.] Eric, you here?
Eric: Yeah, I'm in the living room, baby.
Donna: What are you staring at?
Eric: You're really... Brick house.
Donna: Thanks, you wanna...
Eric: Shh. Let me just stare at you for a second.
Donna: Can we just...
Eric: Uh... Okay, I'm good.

Hyde: Hey... Did slipping the bouncer a $10 work?
Eric: Yes, it did, Hyde. That's why I'm inside the club.

Donna: There you are. This place is awesome. Why aren't you inside?
Eric: Oh, we were in. We were on the inside.
Donna: I didn't see you.
Eric: Oh, yeah. We waved at you, but you were, uh...
Hyde: Dancing.
Eric: Excellent. Uh, you were dancing, and then we went through this...
Fez: Door.
Eric: Yes. We went through this door, and we were locked out. Uh, and then we had to get in the back of the line, so...
Donna: All right, well, when you get back inside, find me.
Eric: Go, yeah. Yeah, go.
Hyde: We'll meet on the inside.
Eric: Okay. Yeah, go.
Bouncer: That was really smooth.
Hyde: Smooth enough to get us in?
Bouncer: No.