That '70s Show Quote of the Day
Friday, May 17, 2024
Fez: Guys, who's Harry Truman?
Kelso: He invented electricity, dumbass.
Recent Quotes
Thursday, May 16, 2024
Quote from Donna in Happy Jack
Donna: [to Kitty] Well, I'm sure Eric and I will be able to talk about this like we talk about everything, because that's what you do. In an open, mature relationship, you face things head on.
Eric: [enters] Oh, God!
Donna: Dirty! [runs out]
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
Quote from Red in Red Sees Red
Kitty: So, how's it going?
Red: Real good. The foreign kid just ate something off the floor.
Kitty: Okay, well, um- Your father's gonna drive me to work.
Red: That's right. And if you do anything wrong, I'll know because one of you is a snitch. You just think about that while I'm gone.
Kitty: Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time. [laughs] So, um, be good and have fun. Do crafts, not drugs! [both exit]
Fez: Ooh, a model airplane and glue.
[Red returns and takes the glue away from Fez]
Tuesday, May 14, 2024
Quote from Kitty in Laurie and the Professor
Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.
Monday, May 13, 2024
Eric: So... This is what it's like to not be a virgin.
Donna: Yeah. So... Hmm. How are you?
Eric: Good. How are you?
Donna: Good, good.
Eric: Good. It was good. Right?
Donna: I can honestly say the best I've ever had. Was I good?
Eric: Were you good? Donna, you know how my mom's all over my back to write "thank you" notes, and I never do? Well... Trust me. You're getting a thank you note.
Sunday, May 12, 2024
Quote from Jackie in Garage Sale
Jackie: Okay, Michael, I want you to take me to the movies today.
Kelso: I'm way ahead of you, Jackie. 2:00, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jackie: No. No, no, no. I told you. I don't want to see that again. I don't like the South.
Saturday, May 11, 2024
Fez: And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
Hyde: Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
Fez: Feet. They will get long as well as wide. Very gratifying.
Hyde: You foreign freak.
Upcoming Quotes
Saturday, May 18, 2024
A quote from Fez in the episode Fez Dates Donna.
Sunday, May 19, 2024
A quote from Jackie in the episode Fez Gets the Girl.
Monday, May 20, 2024
A quote from Eric in the episode It's Only Rock and Roll.
Tuesday, May 21, 2024
A quote from Kitty in the episode Red and Stacey.
Wednesday, May 22, 2024
A quote from Red in the episode We're Not Gonna Take It.