Tim Quote #2404
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Al: Well, uh, why don't you tell us a little bit about what you do?
Tim: A very little bit. [laughs]
Sy: Well, I get up about 7 am and drive around and, uh, pick up dead animals with a shovel.
Tim: But at the Department of Animal Control, there must be some neat equipment, a special shovel you use?
Sy: No, no, no. Just a shovel. Found it by the side of the road last year. Before that, I didn't even have a shovel.
Al: What would be a really good day for you on a job like this?
Sy: Well, uh, one time I had an eight-possum Thursday.
Tim: Yeah. Well, you know, how could you beat a day like that, huh?
Sy: Well, I didn't think I could. But then one Tuesday, the good Lord blessed me with 12 raccoons and a skunk.
Tim: We... we were hoping to have Paul Newman on the show today.
Sy: Paul Newman? Cool Hand Luke, man! In that movie he had a great shovel.
Tim: You don't get out a lot, do you, Sy?
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Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
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Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?