‘I'm Scheming of a White Christmas’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired December 16, 1992
Brad and Randy spend the money they are raising for charity. Meanwhile, Maureen Binford books Manhattan Transfer for Tool Time's Christmas special.
Quote from Tim
Brad: Well, they're just some toys that we don't play with that much anymore, like this.
Randy: Or this.
Tim: Wait a minute. That's tournament football. I still play with that thing.
Randy: Dad.
Tim: All right. It's Christmas. But remember, I'm still high scorer on that thing.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Gosh, they're so good.
Tim: Yeah. But they're no barking dogs. [howls]
Quote from Tim
[outtake:]
Tim: Frosty is 17 feet of pulsating light, generated by 120 volts of luminous flux and 50,000 lumens per second of uninterrupted power. [grunts]
Jill: This is low-key?
Mark: I see spots.
[cut]
Tim: Isn't this awesome?
Jill: Yeah. It would be perfect if we had an airstrip on the front lawn.