Emily: I just wanna know what you were thinking. What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?
Lorelai: Max is a great guy. An amazing guy. He's smart. He's sweet. He cooks.
Emily: So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
Lorelai: No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school and the kissing part just happened.
Emily: You always let your emotions get in the way. That's the problem with you, Lorelai. You don't think.
Lorelai: Mom, please.
Emily: He's just a man, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, he's not.
Emily: Oh, so, what are you telling me? This was all worth it because he was the love of your life? That this was the man for you?
Lorelai: I don't know. He might have been. Excuse me.

Lane: Hey, this is fun. Don't they push a bed through the streets in the opening credits of The Monkees?
Zach: I'm pretty sure it was a bathtub.
Lorelai: Oh, actually it was both. Davy's in the bed. Peter's in the bathtub.
Zach: Are you sure? 'Cause I could have sworn-
Rory: Zach, you don't want to go head-to-head with her about Monkees trivia.
Lorelai: You did not come to a full stop! And use your blinkers!