Lilith Quote #76
Quote from Lilith in Guns N' Neuroses
Lilith: So, care for a drink?
Frasier: Not if I'm keeping you from something.
Lilith: Well, actually, I do have a date this evening.
Frasier: Oh, really?
Lilith: Yes. A colleague of mine fixed me up. I'm sorry for dragging you over here when I have so little time to give you.
Frasier: Not at all. Actually, I'm running late for a date myself.
Lilith: I see. Well, why don't you run along? I wouldn't want you to keep Niles waiting.
Frasier Quotes
‘Guns N' Neuroses’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
[The doorbell rings]
Niles: Shouldn't you get the door?
Martin: You're closer.
Niles: I don't live here.
Martin: Doesn't matter, you're family.
Niles: So is Daphne...
Daphne: Oh, no you don't!
Lilith: [from behind the door] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: You slept awfully late.
Frasier: Mmm. Yeah, oh well, I was having the most distressing dream. I was climbing up a volcano that was spewing ice instead of lava.
Daphne: An ice volcano. Wonder what that could mean.
Frasier: Oh, what's this? [presses the play button on his answering machine]
Lilith: [on machine] Hello, it's Lilith.
Frasier: Oh!
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Oh, forget about lunch. I'm just going to make a sandwich.
Niles: Oh, no. Hey, what about me?
Daphne: Oh, have a banana.
[Daphne throws Niles a banana. He fumbles trying to catch it, knocking the shoe box off the dining table. A gun shot ricochets around the apartment.]
Daphne: My God, what was that?!
Niles: I think the banana went off.