Chris Quote #286
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Julius: Chris, if you're interested in comedy, that's fine, but some things are not appropriate for your age. Just because we listen to Redd Foxx don't mean you're supposed to.
Rochelle: There's a reason why we waited for you to go upstairs and fall asleep. You can't understand comedy like this.
Chris: I understood it.
Rochelle: You understood which one?
Chris: All of them.
Rochelle: The one about the lady with the funny lips?
Chris: Yeah.
Julius: The one about making sandwiches?
Chris: Yeah.
Rochelle: The one about the black sheep?
Chris: Yeah.
Julius: The one about the Fukawi Indian?
Chris: [laughs] Yeah.
Rochelle: Boy, where did you learn all of this?
Chris: I don't know; I just picked it up.
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Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?