‘Seven the Hard Way (Part 2)’
Season 7, Episode 16 - Aired February 11, 2000
When the gang's ongoing prank war goes too far, Mr. Feeny steps in to try bring the friends back together.
Quote from Eric
Cory: Don't tell him we have a daughter.
Eric: I have a nitch?
Mr. Feeny: Niece.
Eric: Niece?
Quote from Eric
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society, and learning how to purify and drink your own urine, is insane, well, yes, color me insane.
Quote from Eric
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
Cory: Eric?
Eric: Plays with.
Quote from Eric
Jack: How ya' doin'?
Eric: Fine, my son.
Jack: Eric?
Eric: No, not Eric. Not any more.
Jack: Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name is Plays with Squirrels.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: You were always my most interesting student, Mr. Squirrels.
Quote from Shawn
Topanga: Shawn, his lover.
Cory: Oh, very tasteful honey. Did you hear that, Shawn?
Topanga: Shawn, his lover.
Shawn: Oh, shut up Yoko.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Okay, the party's over. I'll see you at my funeral.