Shawn: My relationship with Angela is new. I don't want to disappoint her.
Cory: Hey, you're a guy, she's got to get used to it.

Cory: Tonight we do what men do.
Shawn: Right, what's that?
Cory: We go to the gym. We pump some iron and we sweat.
Shawn: Are there private showers?
Cory: Well there better be.

*Cory's lighting weights*
Shawn: Push! Push!
Cory: I can't!
Shawn: Oh come on you whimp. Now push! Sergio could. Nunzio could.
Cory: NUNZIO!
Shawn: That's one.