‘The 9-8’ Quotes
315. The 9-8
Aired February 9, 2016
The Nine-Nine host the detectives from the Nine-Eight, their neighboring precinct, reuniting Jake with his old partner. Charles is immediately jealous and tries to reclaim his best friend status with Jake. Meanwhile, the rest of the precinct tries to be welcoming to the Nine-Eight, but it doesn't go as well as they had planned.
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Captain Holt: Look, I know this is an inconvenience; however, I expect you all to be accommodating to our guests.
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't worry, sir, we will be cordial A.F. "As Frasier." Love that show.
Quote from Rosa
Rosa: She also likes to look up recipes online and go, "Who's got the time?"
Quote from Gina
Charles: Massage! I'll give you a massage.
Gina: Charles, going in the wrong direction and getting himself disqualified. Interesting approach.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Fraud dog! Fraud dog! Fraud dog!
Rosa: Juice Ellen! Juice Ellen!
Amy: Fraud dog!
Quote from Captain Holt
Gina: Captain, why are you doing this? You hate people in your space.
Captain Holt: Nonsense. I'm an easygoing chap.
Gina: Okay. I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Captain Holt: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should've been in circulation.
Quote from Charles
Charles: So, I guess we all had great partners that we've completely moved on from.
Jake: Because yours died of old age?
Charles: He did.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Now, if you'll excuse me.
Gina: Oh, he just sat at your desk.
Captain Holt: Good. Good. I was hoping he would.
Gina: He's adjusting your chair settings.
Captain Holt: Even the lumbar?
Gina: Exclusively the lumbar.
Captain Holt: So my spine'll hurt a little. It's only a highway holding all your body's nerves.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Look, I'm so sorry, but I don't think there's room for a third person on this case. Jake, we should work it solo.
Jake: Whoa, hang on there, Boyle. Let's not be hasty. I mean, Stevie's been tracking Ozerov longer than we have. And three heads are better than two.
Charles: Three's a crowd. Everybody knows that.
Jake: What about in "The Lion King," huh? When Jamone and Purboy became friends with Steemba.
Charles: That's not the names. It's Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa, but I appreciate you trying. It really is a perfect analogy.
Quote from Charles
Jake: Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we listen to some sweet stakeout jams?
Charles: Ooh, do you have the satellite radio station "Sedan Rock"?
Stevie: Seriously? Why not just go straight for the Toni Braxton while you're at it?
Charles: Oh, now you're gonna make fun of Toni? Who is this joker?
Quote from Charles
Jake: Look, I know that we didn't find any drugs, but I still think it was worth the risk.
Charles: Well, I think it was a crap circus. This whole operation is blown. If you ask me, the Beatsie Boys should be called the Thoroughly Messed-Up Millies.
Jake: What?
Stevie: I can't even imagine what you're going for.
Charles: I was being devastating!
Quote from Jake
Jake: You know, I wish I was like Charles. He's a good cop and an honest person, and when we go on stakeouts, we do listen to Toni Braxton and it's super sad and it's awesome.
Quote from Gina
Gina: "Orange Jake", going once, going twice.
Rosa: I'll show you a picture of me in high school. There is side-pony.
Gina: Rosa coming in hot! Rosa coming in hot!
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: All right, everyone, enough morning chitchat. Television happened, commutes were difficult, Boyle had a dream.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Oh, can you at least put her on a leash?
Brian: She's a medical professional. Okay? Would you keep a doctor on a leash?
Amy: That dog does not help you with your foot pain. You just want an excuse to bring her everywhere! Your dog is a fraud. Fraud dog!
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Sergeant Jeffords: I know it's crowded in there and they're not very considerate guests and they took my mouse and then they took my keyboard and then they took the whole computer. And when I had nothing else to give, they came for my yogurt. No, not just any yogurt. Full fat Greek with a touch of honey. That's a once a week treat!
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa, you got any ideas?
Rosa: Hitchcock and Scully just set fire to the kitchen sink.
Scully: Oh, boy.
Hitchcock: Ooh, boy.
Sergeant Jeffords: Perfect! Let's use that.
Quote from Captain Holt
Gina: Captain. You know what's kinda weird? There was no one was fighting over by the radiator. You were the only person standing near it.
Captain Holt: I suppose, in the hubbub, I may have tripped and busted a pipe.
Gina: I knew it! I knew you couldn't stand having someone in your space.
Captain Holt: He used my letter opener to cut his tuna sandwich in half! You were right. They were disrespectful and had to go. And, yes, sometimes you have to come up with a creative solution.
Quote from Charles
Jake: You know, you've been acting weird about Stevie all day. I think you might be jealous.
Charles: Of course I'm jealous. I was never hiding that.
Jake: How?
Charles: He's tall. He's funny. He can pull off an earring.
Jake: He doesn't have an earring.
Charles: But we both know he'd look good with one.