13Quotes from ‘Full Boyle’
117. Full Boyle
Aired February 11, 2014
Jake tries to stop Charles going "full Boyle" in his new relationship with Vivian. Meanwhile, Rosa and Amy deal with a caped vigilante, and Holt faces competition at the police organization he founded.
Quote from Jake
Jake: And this beautiful basketball-loving Die Hard fan is tearing down my walls of defenses. If we find out that she is half-Jewish, we are all doomed!
Quote from Charles
Charles: The guy was from Canada, said it was probably his fault for getting robbed, and apologized for wasting my time.
Quote from Gina
Gina: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Quote from Gina
Gina: Okay, here's what I found out about our competition. Brian Jensen, born 1899, served in the Navy during World War One. A hero at the battle of Scimitar Hill, Jensen perished in a factory fire in the Netherlands. This may be a different Brian Jensen.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.
Quote from Charles
Charles: I can't wait to see you, my luscious little breakfast quiche. I just want to draw you a bubble bath and spoon-feed you caviar. I think we should open up a joint checking account. I love you.
What am I doing?
Jake: It's okay. I hung up right after "Chucklebunny".
Charles: Help me. I've gone Full Boyle.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: If you screw this up, I will impeach you. I wrote the bylaws, so I know how to do it. But I'm very happy for you. But I will impeach you if necessary.
Quote from Amy
Scully: I didn't even notice he was wearing a cape.
Amy: You're a cop. You should have realized that.
Quote from Jake
Jake: Oh, this is turning into a live sex show.
Amy: Yeah, let's go.
Jake: I wasn't saying that in a bad way.
Amy: Jake.
Jake: Although they can't see us.
Amy: Jake!
Quote from Charles
Gina: Nice jeans, Charles. Those are surprisingly low-waisted.
Charles: Eyes up here, Gina. I'm more than just a piece of ass.
Gina: Not bad. Not bad.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: I'll work on my speech. How's this for an opening joke?
"You know what the toughest part of being a gay black police officer is?
The discrimination."
I believe that's what you call observational humor.
Quote from Jake
Jake: I found this, by the way. You wrote Mr. Charles Ludley over a thousand times. Why would you take her last name, Boyle?
Quote from Gina
Gina: I can't believe I was just briefly attracted to Boyle. Ugh ugh.