7Quotes from ‘Cheddar’
318. Cheddar
Aired March 1, 2016
Holt allows Amy and Jake to house-sit for him while he visits Kevin in Paris, but mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog, Cheddar, goes missing under their watch. Meanwhile, a romantic fling between Adrian Pimento and Rosa disrupts Terry and the rest of the precinct.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha. Cheddah, dwop it. Pwease dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.
Jake: Oh, Cheddar is the alpha. Didn't expect that.
Quote from Amy
Jake: All right, Rosa gets a motorcycle.
Amy: Oh, cool. I want a fast sports car.
Jake: Come on. You can be honest.
Amy: I want old, expensive books. I'll send you a list.
Jake: There you go.
Quote from Jake
Jake: Bonjour, Captain. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Captain Holt: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Jake: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Quote from Jake
Captain Holt: No, my decision is final. I'm postponing my flight. Good-bye, Jacob.
Jake: No, sir! Please, please - [call disconnects] Ahh! He said Jacob. It's biblical.
Quote from Jake
Jake: All right, everyone, listen up. Here's where we're at. Bad news: Cheddar is still at large, and you know that slippery little bastard is just laughing at us.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Wait, why is the whole squad here? And why is everyone wearing my clothes? My God. You lost Cheddar.
Jake: How did you do that?
Quote from Jake
Jake: Now, the average foot speed of a corgi is ten miles per hour, which means with every passing second, that slippery bastard gets farther away.