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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine centers on a police precinct where an uptight new captain tries to instill order in his squad.

Starring: Andy Samberg, Melissa Fumero, Stephanie Beatriz, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Andre Braugher, Terry Crews, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Jake: Wow, without the bubbles you can really see everything.
Hitchcock: Eyes up here, Peralta.

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Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

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Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.

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Charles: It's the way they drew her.

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